lesson # 10

siz daha uyuyun. amazon 7eleven'dan kendi posta şirketini kurmaya doğru gidiyor. bundan sonra teslimatlar 7eleven'a konulan locker'lardan alınabilecek. lisemdeki locker kültürünü hatırlattığı için çok hoşuma gitti, duygularımı gıdıkladı ama adi pisler yine harika bi fikir düşünüp hayata geçirdikleri için çok sinirlerim oynadı. abi ne amazonu kurabildik, ne şu kurye işini çözebildik. :/

lesson # 9

hayat dersi oluyo bu. borat'ın da dediği gibi, "my sister.. big success! she's the number four prostitute in the whole kazakhistan" sen anladın onu.

bakiim senin kartvizitine... yaaa.. the zucky will teach us a lot in terms of manners for fucking this world. daha dur sen.

lesson # 8

same schools, same kind of education, almost the same kind of family, slightly less smart than you but definitely more vigil. what do you do to paralyse such a living, breathing pain in the ass? let me introduce you to my new weapon: systematic torture of making believe that you are an idiot. :) works perfectly. though a little complicated and it takes a lot - A LOT - of brain power to act like an idiot, still rocks as a weapon and definitely destructs! :)

lesson # 7

post-vacation syndrome can be cured - a little, if you can show up in flip flops and a bathing suit and can not-work during that monday.

lesson # 6

story of my life...

find out the latest trends in chocolate, benchmark oreo to yet another biscuit brand, try to find an empty slot to go on a vacation and make sure it fits your family's plans not with your boyfriend's because you see him everyday anyway (right?), be afraid, be very afraid and be angry. just because you are afraid be very angry.

lesson # 5

I can take no...

..bullshit...

vallahi dayanamıyorum.

lesson # 4

Talk to a stranger. There is a source of knowledge and insight all around us, and yet we barely notice it’s there. It’s not Google. It’s the strangers with whom we share our world. Socrates realized this, and so started to ask people questions as he walked the streets of Athens – what is friendship, what is happiness, what is love? It was an extraordinary thing to do, and led to nothing less than the invention of philosophy.

image: A Streetcar Named Desire (Tennessee Williams)